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Giraffle 

To grapple onto something, using the long neck of a giraffe
I love to giraffle all over the place!
Giraffle by wynnn May 24, 2018
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Gobwaffled 

Being so confused by something, shocked, that you're stunned speechless.
I can't believe that just happened. I'm gobwaffled.
Gobwaffled by Gobwaffled October 23, 2022

giwaffle 

a giwaffle is a giraffe shaped waffle
that is a cool giwaffle!
giwaffle by giwaffle December 1, 2013

Gwafflestomp 

The action of shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain with your feet while gwa gwa'ing like a gwa gwa cat.
"What's wrong with Jim? What's that noise he's making?"
"You don't know? He's doing what's called a Gwafflestomp. He's doing it to cover up the noise of his wafflestomps."
"Like that cat meme, but wafflestomping? I'm gonna try that out!"

"I need to shit, but I'm taking a shower and don't want anyone to know... I should probably Gwafflestomp to mask the noise."
Gwafflestomp by A Dood Named Skiddle September 3, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026