gizwaffle 

One with an uncontrollable acne problem

Jeez, did you see that kids face? Definitely a gizwaffle.

gizwaffle by whorebasket January 12, 2007

Giraffle 

To grapple onto something, using the long neck of a giraffe

I love to giraffle all over the place!

Giraffle by wynnn May 24, 2018

Gobwaffled 

Being so confused by something, shocked, that you're stunned speechless.

I can't believe that just happened. I'm gobwaffled.

Gobwaffled by Gobwaffled October 23, 2022

giwaffle 

a giwaffle is a giraffe shaped waffle

that is a cool giwaffle!

giwaffle by giwaffle December 1, 2013

Gwafflestomp 

The action of shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain with your feet while gwa gwa'ing like a gwa gwa cat.

"What's wrong with Jim? What's that noise he's making?"
"You don't know? He's doing what's called a Gwafflestomp. He's doing it to cover up the noise of his wafflestomps."
"Like that cat meme, but wafflestomping? I'm gonna try that out!"

"I need to shit, but I'm taking a shower and don't want anyone to know... I should probably Gwafflestomp to mask the noise."

Gwafflestomp by A Dood Named Skiddle September 3, 2023