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gizmophile 

A person that has an almost unhealthy obsession with gadgets, gizmos, and other personal electronic devices, including their internal components, new feature announcements, and new devices all-around. These items are often inseparable from the person, and the person claims (in many cases) that the devices are extensions of them.
"Man, brian's such a geek. His iPhone broke the other night and he hasn't even been able to function."
"What a gizmophile."
gizmophile by gogocosmo March 17, 2009
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germophile

Somebody that always does disgusting things, such as eating things off the ground.
Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!
germophile by Snake Man August 12, 2012
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germophile

A person who loves germs. Opposite of germaphobe.
"Oh no! Your baby is eating dirt!"
"Don't worry, I am a germophile. We believe the more diverse your gut flora, the better."
germophile by Sepia August 1, 2019

glamophile 

1.) A person whose penchant for glamour borders on obsession, or whose actions in the pursuit of glamour function at the exclusion of all other faculties of reason, logic and prioritization; 2.) One who is so in love with glamour as to almost have an affliction; 3.) One who is so addicted to the indulgence of their glamour-seeking tendencies that they begin to suffer from outright glamoholism, also known as a glamoholic.
"My roomate is late with her half of the rent thanks to her absurd glamophile tendencies. She said she had to have those Jimmy Choo stilettos, even if it meant her ass out on the streets! "

"That girl lives in another world, one with a little too much sparkle in it. She refers to herself as a glamophile... but someone should tell her she needs Glamoholics Anonymous!"
glamophile by TheGoldenMuse May 17, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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