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paya lebar methodist girls school 

we are all just fkin gay LMFAOO also fake grass everywhere what a waste of our budget and elitism seems to be in our blood and is inherited by batches.. like damn let's give NA and NT ppl a chance pls.. most teachers are nice and helpful but that's when i used to be in school... _ 99% of the girls here r gay or act gay, and we usually don't know how to act around guys.. i would still defend this school though if anyone else made a comment about us
hey isn't your girlfriend from paya lebar methodist girls school? she's probably gay

St Albans Girls School (STAGS) 

a nunnery.
people who go their will be forced to endure hour long speeches about being young ladies and fruitful.
Person: you go to St Albans Girls School (STAGS) ?
STAGS student: *nods*
Person: i'm sorry

Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School 

A nunnery that produces linguistically talented bisexuals & bimbos. Hallelujah?
Wah you in Paya Lebar Methodist Girls School for how long liao? Nunnery sia, you confirm like girls also right

Methodist girls school 

MGS be like: “we give you WAs once a week so you have lEsS sTreSS”
Also MGS: “Oh yes and you have three weighted presentations and six projects due this week”

And wearing anything other than school socks gives you one demerit point even if the socks are white and practically exactly the same as the school socks.

Also they obvi don’t like lgbtq so-
“Oh Methodist girls school, that’s the school that forces their students to wear a blouse over their pinafore which takes a billion years to iron all for the sake of ‘tradition’”

kings norton girls school 

kings norton girls school is a school full of chavs who bitch about each other 24/7. these girls steal from primark and smoke in the toilets and in their spare time and probably post them doing balloon in their snapchat story. half the school is lesbian and the other half like The nitties that go to Kings Norton boys school. Also there is a girl in year seven he pretends to faint and an ambulance is called every single day because of her. so the school is trash but we get good levels
josh: where is kings norton girls school?
ben: just down the road from kings norton boys school, you’ll see girls with the spiders on their eyelashes.

tanjong katong girls school 

a very gay school with a homophobic principal . very common to have students simping for male teachers 😅

school very nice environment filled with grass😁😁
oh see that girl from tanjong katong girls school, shes green.

CHIJ st Nicholas girls’ school 

Elitist school with Teachers that don’t care about your mental health. 80% of the students are part of the LGBTQ+ community 😍 if you’re lucky you’ll get shunned for not being Chinese!
I love CHIJ st Nicholas girls’ school! The Teachers here are so useless it’s funny.