girlfoe 

A vindictive ex-girlfriend.

A current girlfriend who does spiteful things with the intention of harming you.

"My girlfoe Wendy slashed my tires last night."

girlfoe by Scarlet Myth May 18, 2013

girlfoe 

A girl who you actively dislike, and who actively dislikes you, but every so often the two of you end up having sex.

I got drunk last Saturday and woke up next to my girlfoe Pamela; this is the third time this year.

girlfoe by Sigma Gaia Dunno October 20, 2023

Girlfrenter

When you start sleeping with the girl renting the other apartment in your building.

How long will it take Mike's girlfrenter to want a real relationship and stop paying rent?

Girlfrenter by Bernard Bangwanger December 22, 2010

girlfreind 

the WRONG way to spell girlFRIEND.

dear melissa,
please be my girlfreind?
xoxo, bobby

dear bobby,
you are a dumb shit.
it's spelled girlfriend.
xoxo, melissa

girlfreind by leigh! July 20, 2007

Girlfiending 

One who is girlfiending most likely has a new girlfriend and exhibits the following characteristics.

- Loses all other male friends/friends in general.
- Only hangs out with girlfriend.
- Shows up hand in hand with her in completely sketch situations.
- Appears to be obsessed with her.
- Appears to be married (in some cases)

Basically to the guy, she is the equivalent of crack to a crackhead.

"Chris is girlfiending so bad, all he ever talks to and hangs out with is Katie. "

"Hey man, want to go get something to eat?"
"Nah, I'm staring at Kelsey's pictures right now, then we're going to sit in the park at sunset, then we're going to stare at each other's eyes for a couple of hours..."
"...alright?"

Girlfiending by JohnnyBlazeGR February 26, 2009

girlfew 

(noun) - derivative of curfew pertaining to the time at which a girlfriend, wife, or significant female other, asks that the male arrive home for the night, usually after a session at the poker table or hours spent killing time at the bar.

"I've got a 3 A.M. girlfew for the poker game tonight. We have to make the Sunday Brunch."

girlfew by Willie G. Skeet Skeet Skeet September 8, 2005

Girlfiend 

A girl who's your friend but treats you like a boyfriend without the positive benefits. Such as sex, emotional support and compassion.

Sandy is such a girlfiend, she is always nagging and bitching about me going out with my guy friends and leaving her bored.

Girlfiend by SeacrestBear November 21, 2010