GINGERVITAS is a disease that attacks the hair of its victims and turns them into gingers but does not produce the full effects of gingers only the super ginger hair color, and it is recomended that the victim is palish, cuz tan gingers are icky
Jenyy- OMG! SHE HAS FUCKING GINGERVITUS!
JONNY- no she doesnt she just got heer hair dyed
Jenny- yea meaning she has gingervitus
JONNY- no she doesnt she just got heer hair dyed
Jenny- yea meaning she has gingervitus
by alexysssssss July 11, 2008
GINGERVITUS is the new form of retardation. anyone who has gingervitus cannot be trusted and they should be avoided at all cost! the closest thing to a ginger is a vampire. people inflicted with gingervitus cannot go outdoors or they will be transformed into a labster ..... a labster with freckles. Gingers live in caves by the thousands. DO NOT look directly at a ginger or the brightness of their firey head will blind you. having sex with a ginger is possibly the worst thing you could ever do, seeing you would burn youself from their fire pubes. GINGERVITUS will no longer be a problem, in 100 years all people inflicted with gingervitus will be swiped from the earth. THANK JESUS
joab: is that a vampire?
john: nah..... its just someone with gingervitus .... do not stare at him, you'll die
john: nah..... its just someone with gingervitus .... do not stare at him, you'll die
by SINEP00001 August 27, 2009
disease carried by gingers; causes loss of soul, ability to physically deal with sunlight, and freckle break outs.
by hobart8584 January 31, 2010
I have Gingervitus.
by CritterMan April 27, 2010
An incurable , chronic disease. Symptoms include red hair, white skin, freckles, howling at the full moon, and in some severe cases OCD.Only way to relieve symptoms is to devour souls.
by Ginger Harlot December 7, 2011
gingervitus is not real, having red hair and freckles is NOT a disease AT all. Its like how Hispanics are usually tan with brown hair or black hair, you can easily describe a hispanic, now gingers have souls and i know that because i am one, but obviousely theres differant types of gingers. because most gingers i know have curly bright orange hair and are white with freckles and blue eyes, and are often chunky. Now i have brownish red hair, freckles, green eyes, and i am skinny, and quite tan for a ginger, but compared to a brunette im probably white. its a flipping hair color that often comes with other traits such as pale skin, and freckles. so SHUT UP WITH THE GINGERVITUS! okay?
gingervitus? man thats a bunch of bull! they dont know what theyre talking bout, gingervitus....MY ASS. that aint no disease.
by hahahahhahahahaha lame March 25, 2010
by Official_Juba_ February 12, 2018