A word to describe someone who is socially awkward and enjoys the presence of guys. Someone who this word describes is often working out or bragging about his "insane" skills. This person is a douche.
It is a waddling gobbling "it" who mows the classroom tiles. It is at an international war with Billop. It's favorite foods are pineapples. It will also take your stuff and hide it without permission if you leave it unguarded or unwatched. It got it's name by misspelling a word that none can remember coming out looking like " gilgy ." It has quite a background but is only known to few and the spectrum family.
Gilgy is an extremely popular northern chavist campaigner. He sub-conciously promotes all chavist culture and ideals with every step he takes, practically pioneering the art of living in a skip and stealing jewellery to all of mankind. He is appeased with chav worship everyday, primarily to satiate his thirst for chavist acts of ASBH and ingratuitous violence.
There is only one true chav king, and you are reading his long-overdue description now.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"