giewt

A dumb or slow person.

John fails his classes he's a giewt.
James looks like a giewts.

giewt by True Swat January 4, 2008

giwtwm 

Acronym: God I wish that was me

"just got a job, moved out of my parent's house, got a gf, things are really looking up"
"wow bro, giwtwm"

giwtwm by AtlusShqigged February 22, 2020

gietl

Rhymes with beetle. a family that is true to their great sense of humor and everlasting trust and loyalty to each other. have the ability to love unconditionally and have a personality at the same time.

Man, their family is awesome. They are like a Gietl beetle.

gietl by judaliciousness August 22, 2011

giest 

A swift action which massively screws someone over.

Oh my God I've just been giested

giest by DanTheMan483 August 2, 2016

counter-giest 

When someone tries to screw you over but you screw them over instead

Haha, I counter-giested you

counter-giest by DanTheMan483 August 2, 2016

Gietzen 

verb: to handle a situation in a completely incompetent manner. Especially pertaining to the nautical and repossession industries.

Wow, all I asked him to do was hoist the mainsail, but he managed to Gietzen that up.
-or-
All he had to do was give the agent a new address, but he even Gietzened that!

Gietzen by MuddyG February 16, 2005

to pull a gietl 

A time where someone fails when beginning a relationship, usually characterized by nervousness, high-pitched voice, not breathing, fast and almost non-understood talking, and usually utter failure.

Bob: Dude, did you see Joe try asking out Samantha?
Bill: Yeah, he didn't breathe or anything. He sure knows how to pull a gietl.

to pull a gietl by Jonathanbillybobjoe October 25, 2009