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Ghettoplex 

A nickname for the only privately owned movie theater in Manassas, VA. The seats are torn, the screen is flimsy, and the film is scratched. They also don't re-stock their candy very often.

But $4.50 Thursdays are great!
Man, I don't want to pay $10.00 at the AMC, let's go to the Ghettoplex instead!
Ghettoplex by IamLindsey July 16, 2010
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Ghettoracer 

High performance driving instructor that drives student's cars carelessly around a track not thinking about the possibility of crashing
"Ghettoracer was droving my car and because of his spider senses, he was able to save it from spinning on coolant."
Ghettoracer by notghettoracer January 20, 2005

Ghettorate 

A rating - usually on a scale from 1-10 - that is the evaluation of your ghetto behaviour.
Ghettorate says you ain't a 10.
Ghettorate by helprichsays March 5, 2009

Ghettoracer 

Also a racecar drover with mAdSKilZ. Some one with a magnetic ability to colide with others on track, almost as if it was fait itself that brings them together.
The Ghettoracer was on track today: four missing bumpers, one over reved F50.
Ghettoracer by mrMadSkIlz January 21, 2005

Ghettoracer 

Wannabe racer who crashes into a real racer in his first race and refuses to believe it was his fault.
"Sure I lost control, spun, tried to gather it back up and screwed that up and then hit another racer, but it's okay because I can drove real good."

ghettoracer 

Illustrious driving instructors with dubious skills and much more ego who so impress other drivers with their mAd sKiLz that treacherous sections of straight racetrack are named after them.
"Whew, I would have completely lost control of the student's car I'm droving and had a massive accident at Ghetto Str8 if it weren't for the fact that it's laser-straight and flatter than Kansas."
ghettoracer by AGhettoFan January 21, 2005

Ghettoville 

A city (usually small) where most of the population is made of ghetto people, but nobody realizes that they are ghetto. All of the women's clothes are five sizes too small and the men's clothes are five sizes too big. Everyone's car is the most badass car in their minds, when in reality they possess one of the crappiest cars around (usually a bunch of cars covered in fake decals and with really loud mufflers on a 4 cylinder). There are also special events that occur only once or twice a year where all of the ghettos come out from under their rocks and out of their hiding places to get drunk, dance, start fights, and hook up with each other.
Bob: Hey Jerry, remember when we lived in Ghettoville?

Jerry: Yeah, that place sucked with all of the ghettos crawling around. Especially since it turned into the Palm Beach International Raceway's Drag Strip every time I pulled up to a stoplight.

Bob: Yup, those were the days. And the fiestas were always the worst times of the year when the 300 pound girls would all come out in their tightest tube tops, fake eyebrows, and g-strings pulled up to their necks, and all of the guys in their XXXX-Large polos, 59Fifty hats, and Plymouth Neons with tinted windows, Daytons, three 12-inch subwoofers in the trunk, and a Raiders decal in every window.

Jerry: Yep...Ghettoville was the shit...