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ghettonomics 

The doctrine of questionable practices such as income tax & welfare fraud, cable television theft, offspring identity theft, narcotics and weapon trafficking, and the display of counterfeit mecrchandise apprarel and accessories, to name some examples.
'Shequa is a victim of ghettonomics, in which she's forced to use her 3 year old daughter's social security number to get utlities, claim additional kids to increase her state benefits, in order to sell the food benefits for .50 on the dollar for cash to cop a elbow of chronic to sell, since she's got piyli and can't get a regular job. Chances are, she'll end up at the swap meet trying to buy a knock off Doonie & Burke or Coach purse.
ghettonomics by TechieThugg July 25, 2008

Ghettonese 

A dialect of English spoken in the rougher neighborhoods of the US. It forgoes tenses, and adds the word "be" where it doesn't belong.

Not to be confused with hoodrat.
"Sometimes it be the ones who doesn't go to school who struggle as a kid in English class and have to learn to speak ghettonese"
Ghettonese by Theris March 21, 2020

Ghettometer 

(Pronounced geh-tah-mih-tehr) Someone who has a keen sense for who and what is ghetto. Much like how gaydar is for homosexuals.
We didn't go to that party because Frank's Ghettometer told him there would be a lot of crack cocaine there.
Ghettometer by WhiskeyNick September 28, 2006

Ghettorate 

A rating - usually on a scale from 1-10 - that is the evaluation of your ghetto behaviour.
Ghettorate says you ain't a 10.
Ghettorate by helprichsays March 5, 2009

Ghettoracer 

Also a racecar drover with mAdSKilZ. Some one with a magnetic ability to colide with others on track, almost as if it was fait itself that brings them together.
The Ghettoracer was on track today: four missing bumpers, one over reved F50.
Ghettoracer by mrMadSkIlz January 21, 2005

Ghettoracer 

Wannabe racer who crashes into a real racer in his first race and refuses to believe it was his fault.
"Sure I lost control, spun, tried to gather it back up and screwed that up and then hit another racer, but it's okay because I can drove real good."