1. (n) A failure at life
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking
2. (v, -ed) To thoroughly and completely screw up something
3. (n) A mooch, particularly one who does so without asking
4. (v) To mooch, particular doing so without asking
1. You're living at home with no job or prospects? God, man, stop being a geurtz.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.
2. Wow. You totally geurtzed that up.
3. He's a total geurtz; he's sleeping on my couch and I didn't even invite him over.
4. Don't geurtz my chips, man, I was saving those for the party.
by Jason Renkin February 22, 2007
Get the geurtzedmug. An inheritable mental disorder. Wasting your time until you receive money you have never worked for. Engaging in a dead end job that leads to no promotion. A bum. An unwanted person in society.
Aieee, that guy is such a geurtz.
John, why do you have to be such a guertz around Christmas?
We always knew he'd turn out a geurtz working seven years at Kentucky Friend Chicken.
That geurtz eats way too many nutty bars.
John, why do you have to be such a guertz around Christmas?
We always knew he'd turn out a geurtz working seven years at Kentucky Friend Chicken.
That geurtz eats way too many nutty bars.
by Loyola Donnelly November 09, 2008
Get the geurtzmug.