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An inheritable mental disorder. Wasting your time until you receive money you have never worked for. Engaging in a dead end job that leads to no promotion. A bum. An unwanted person in society.
Aieee, that guy is such a geurtz.

John, why do you have to be such a guertz around Christmas?

We always knew he'd turn out a geurtz working seven years at Kentucky Friend Chicken.

That geurtz eats way too many nutty bars.
by Loyola Donnelly October 23, 2006