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getting your tits wet 

the most basic definition for "getting your tits wet" is something that is ridiculously awesome or something so fun that it is retarded. It is not meant to be sexual or literally meaning to get a wet chest, unless are doing something sexual or you're near water and it is bringing you an unmeasurable amount of joy. Now lets say you are doing something that is annoying and possibly puts you in a bad mood, in this case your tits are dry.
you are making out with a playmate = your are getting your tits wet
you just arrived at Panama City for Spring break = your tits are wet
you just won the lottery = your tits are soaking wet
you got hammered the night before and had sex in the ocean = your tits were wet in more ways than 1
you just got a DUI = your tits are dry

getting your tits lit 

When someone gets burned really bad at any activity. An epic fail. Becoming a loser.
When I got dumped, my girlfriend said I have a small dick.
Dude, you were getting your tits lit by her.

getting on my tits 

To be really annoyed by someone or something and to express it in a funny exclamation

Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy
Me: Fucking hell!!! Those gouranga idiots are really getting on my tits

getting off my tits

I'm going out tonight and getting off my tits!!
getting off my tits by Jusjay69 December 30, 2016

getting right on my tits 

Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.

Man 1: I see Chelsea have won the league again.
Man 2: I know! Mourinho is getting right on my tits!!
Word of the Day on January 18, 2023

getting right on my tits 

Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.
Man 1: I see Chelsea have won the league again.

Man 2: I know! Mourinho is getting right on my tits!!