get like a carpet Share definition Flag 1) Alternative to saying "laid" 2) A less explicit way to say sexual intercourse. Jason: You need to "get like a carpet" Dave: Totally, it's been, like, 6 months, I'm horny as hell! get like a carpet by King Of Angels December 20, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the get like a carpet mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch