get laid

To get fucked.

Jason: Dude I got laid last night
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

get laid

"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...

There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.

by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015

get laid

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

by Mike the Ekim July 19, 2005

get laid

To get laid means to have sex

some guys just wanna get laid

by Alina May 13, 2005

get laid

the ultimate purpose of life

I got laid last night by that hot cambodian

by dan July 26, 2004

get laid

getting sex

He's walking around with a big smile because he knows he's going to get laid.

by Anonymous June 15, 2002

get laid

the solution to being "too uptight"

Your too uptight...go get laid.

by secret March 1, 2005