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Jason: Dude I got laid last night
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."
by Mike the Ekim July 05, 2005
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some guys just wanna get laid
by Alina February 25, 2005
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I got laid last night by that hot cambodian
by dan July 26, 2004
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He's walking around with a big smile because he knows he's going to get laid.
by Anonymous June 15, 2002
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"Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...
There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.
by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015
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the solution to being "too uptight"
Your too uptight...go get laid.
by secret March 01, 2005
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