You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now 

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.

Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.

You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now by ItzaChaoza June 19, 2018

thinking grenades

Used by Peter Griffin to aid his thought processes. They are regular grenades that he throws out the window while he is coming up with an idea.

Carter, hand me my thinking grenades!

thinking grenades by eltonjolt May 22, 2006

gernade 

An illiterate's spelling of the word grenade.

Idiot: zOMG THROW TEH GERNADE.
Smart person: Gernade isn't a word in English, did you mean grenade?

gernade by KnowsEnglishWell October 23, 2012

hunkie hand grenades 

cabbage stuffed with meat, rice, and herbs and spices

We're gonna eat hunkie hand grenades for dinner.

hunkie hand grenades by tonnnnnykitttttyannnnna May 16, 2011

hand grenades

A shot of liquor or booze

i got knocked up by a hand grenade in 'Nawlins

hand grenades by jakrel July 3, 2005

grenades 

A group of ugly, fat, pale, repulsive, and/or slovenly females.

The term "grenade" was coined by The Situation on MTV's infamous show, The Jersey Shore

"Hey dude, call up that fat chick you've been banging. Tell her to bring her friends."

"Sure thing bro. I guess you wanna dive on some grenades tonight too, huh?"

grenades by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010

Catching Grenades 

Catching Grenades- Always ending up with the ugly friend of the group.

T- Hey ladies whats up

T to C- I got dibs on the right one

C to S- I got dibs on the left one

S to T and C- I get the ugly one in the middle? Man I hate Catching Grenades

Catching Grenades by SchmittyBalls 17 February 27, 2011