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Germified: A germaphobe who becomes so engulfed in germs and can't stop thinking of the contamination
I'm germified! That lady just sneezed on me.
Germified by Perfectionartista October 28, 2009
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Germafye 

(Germ-A-Fy)
to poop, puke , sneeze, pee, bleed, spit, lactate, cough and cry all at the same time on a mans testicles. This doesn't count if your partner says "Oopsies" afterwards because then it is ruled ans accident.
" Emma gave me a Germafye last night."
"Did she say oopsies?"
"Yes."
"Then it doesn't count."
Germafye by Bridgeo June 18, 2021
To become completely enveloped of germs. Making something germy all over. A combination of germaphobe and terrified, because they are covered in germs.
Abraham Lincoln, circa 1862. "I'm completely germified by this railroad operation, which has also covered me in germy rocks from all the poor people blowing up these here mountains." (obviously never said this.)
Germified by Hooblin September 8, 2025

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026