(Germ-A-Fy)
to poop, puke , sneeze, pee, bleed, spit, lactate, cough and cry all at the same time on a mans testicles. This doesn't count if your partner says "Oopsies" afterwards because then it is ruled ans accident.
" Emma gave me a Germafye last night."
"Did she say oopsies?"
"Yes."
"Then it doesn't count."
To become completely enveloped of germs. Making somethinggermy all over. A combination of germaphobe and terrified, because they are covered in germs.
Abraham Lincoln, circa 1862. "I'm completely germified by this railroad operation, which has also covered me in germy rocks from all the poor people blowing up these here mountains." (obviously never said this.)
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.