Sandra: My brother is such a retard.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What'd he do this time?
Sandra: He wanted to jack off to hentai but he had nothing to use as a lubricant. So he grabbed a bottle of Germ-X and used it. He screamed really loud and I just laughed.
by B3URK March 24, 2011
Brand of sanitizer used for hand-washing to decrease bacteria on the skin. *Effective at eliminating over 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little as 15 seconds. Special moisturizes leave hands smooth.
Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.
Can be a great substitute for when soap and water are not within reach.
by Olga R. October 23, 2007
1)Something you use to clean the inside of the computer
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.
by charles thorn May 19, 2007
1)Something you use to clean the inside of the computer
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.
2)A drink common to have at school for lunch.
by charles thorn May 19, 2007
by CancerMurmer69 April 12, 2017
A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")
A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.
by Innocence. February 16, 2019
A fast and fun way of saying “99.99%”.
Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”
Coined from the “Germ-X” claim: “Effective at eliminating 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria in as little is 15 seconds.”
by BQ Atkin November 2, 2022