geoduck
geoduck by Speedy Geoduck March 8, 2012
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A usually badass person that has special permissions from the government to harvest geoducks. They live fast-lives with even faster women. They make about $5000.00 per day and geoducker poachers make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.
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geoduck
A large clam-like shellfish that is pretty much illegal to harvest unless you are granted special permissions from the government. The hard-working folks that harvest these fine creatures and called "Geoduckers". They live hard and fast lives in the geoducking culture. Every day they make around $5000.00 holding their breath and diving to the bottom of the sea to grab the geoducks. Geoduck poachers can make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.
Geoduck
Pre-Op Transexual. Name taken from a seawater clam with a very large, Ahem, tongue - native to the coasts of the Ring of fire, but mostly along Northwestern United States and Canada. Pokes fun at deleted scene from the movie "Sparticus," where the Caesar asks the slave boy in the bath "Is it wrong to like both snails and oysters?"
Geoduck by Carlos C. Calderon November 30, 2004
Geoduck
A sexual act. Geoducking a girl is when you bang a girl in the ass. Just before you jizz, you pull out untill just the tip of your head is in. right after you jizz pull out and punch her right above her crack, making her ass tighten up and shoot the jizz out, just like a Geoduck.
"Dude, I geoducked that girl so hard last night, she hit the ceiling!"
"How pissed was your girlfriend after you geoducked her?"
"How pissed was your girlfriend after you geoducked her?"
Albuquerque Geoduck
The act of utilizing an inside-out, recently used condom to hit the face of another with a forceful motion in order to produce a 'slapping' sound.
Albuquerque Geoduck by Faux Shizzle August 11, 2010
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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