genital smashing

When your suitemate is banging the shit out of her boyfriend and all you can hear is the smashing of their fucking genitals

"That skank and her bf were genital smashing so fucking hard last night"

by HungoverDave April 1, 2015

Genital Istitudes

When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.

"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."

by Jimmy, Cody, Grant, Reef, Brookless and Dixon Cider January 20, 2007

genital hospital

A form of torture listed as one of the settings of the revenge device created by the nerdy children in an episode of the Simpsons, along with other options such as wedgie and purple nurple. The details of this procedure was not explained any further.

Look at that nerd; I think I'm going to give him a "genital hospital."

by alexw January 18, 2008

Crocodile Genitals

Unlike snakes and lizards, crocodiles do not have a hemipenis. Their penis is fully erected at all times. Their gentials are inside of the them all the time and only comes out for procreation or to urinate. Caiman and alligators have the same problem. While snakes and lizards have a hard time masturbating. Crocodiles have short arms and can't reach their genitals and even if they did, it's already erected. When the Sarcosuchus was still alive, it had massive genitals, but had short arms. The spinosaurus had to jerk it off.

Sarcosuchus: I need to be jerked off again!

Spinosaurus: Crocodile Genitals are fucking massive.

by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017

Genital Vicinity

The area between your legs that often catches glances from other people when you're lounging. Sometimes deliberately set up in front of people to see if they'll look. Maybe not always a direct gaze at your package, but close enough to make it uncomfortable.

John: "Did you catch Trent looking in my genital vicinity earlier?"

Ralph: "Yeah I did, what a faggot!"

by Hydrated May 14, 2010

Genital Spasm

Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.

I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.

by DasWonton September 19, 2018

genital general

Any one person who has sex with exactly five people in one night on five different occasions. so named because a general in the millitary has to earn five stars to become a general.

after escorting the 5th young gentleman of the night up to one of the empty bedrooms, lauren earned the rank of genital general.

by bsffreak May 28, 2008