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Genatalia Buddies 

Friends who can critique eachothers genatalia in a completely asexual way. Genatalia buddies can be either of the same or opposite sexes. When one's genatalia is being obseved by their partner, traditon says that the one being observed must be in the position of Michelangelo's David, while the one observing must be in the position of Auguste Rodin's The Thinker.
"Well Susy, your vagina is a bright shade of pink that is quite inviting. Unfortunately, your labia is quite small. Furthurmore you seem to be in a perpetual state of camel toe, this not a bad thing, yet not a good thing. Overall, your vagina is rather pleasing."

"Oh thank you Pat! We are truly a great pair genatalia buddies!"
Genatalia Buddies by nick barrett January 9, 2007
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lines to genatalia 

the lines that go down like a funnel to either the penis or vagina
o man, look at those those lines to genatalia, only 1 more centimeter and your there

Genatality 

Genatality is like fatalities in the game Mortal Kombat( some ridiculous move to kill your opponent), well in the case of genatalities, you kill your sex partner with a ridiculous sex move. There are all types of Genatalities ranging from the jackhammer, obliterator, tombstone, pitchfork, preying mantis, and etc. Jack Hammer would be for the male, while having oral sex you put your private part through the back of their head. Obliterator would be for both male and female, you have intercourse so hard, your partner would literally obliterates into dust, molecules, or whatever. Tombstone is like the wrestler Undertaker's finishing move where you would be 69'n and then you tombstone your partner causing the neck to break. Prey mantis is actually for the male, while doing doggy-style you do the mantis chop tot he partner and cut off her head. There are endless genatalities. Up to your imagination.
!)I just totally obliterated that girl, Genatality!
2)I finally got the preying mantis down, what a cool Genatality
3)This feels so good babe...BOOM, you just got jack-hammered...Genatality!
4)I have never 69'd standing up, well its actually the tombstone, later babe, Crack!...Genatality!
Genatality by Nazhman December 3, 2010

Gelato Genitalia 

An act of a man or woman sticking their genitals into ice cream. Usually used during foreplay.
I gave Alicia a little taste of my gelato genitalia!

genitalia paraphernalia 

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia
Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

Genitalianphobia 

The phobia of penises, genitals and such. Any sexual action that includes them where they can be seen or tasted aswell.

I was taught this word from somebody who had this phobia and gave it this name
Ew Timmy sent me a dic pic!”
“Don’t show me I have genitalianphobia!”

giantalia 

Monstrously huge male organ, makes girls squirm in discomfort even though they want to know if they can handle all of it.
She1: OMG, he was huge!
She2: You mean like giantalia, or just enormous?
giantalia by shorthair January 11, 2007