8 definitions by the guy who did nothing

Betty booper

a girl who is old fashion and always tries to act like the hero but asks a big strong man for help.

"bro oh my god my girl friend is so annoying"
"how?"
"shes just being a Betty booper"
"dang"

by the guy who did nothing April 7, 2020

Betty booper

an old fashion girl who tries to act like a hero but always ends up asking a man for help.

"bro my bae is being so annoying!"
"how?"
"bro shes being a generic Betty booper!"
"dang!"

by the guy who did nothing April 8, 2020

SJGR

SJGR is an acronym for Shit Just Got Real. Used for situations where shit escalated.

Mom: You son of a bitch!
Brother: Damn right!
Me: omg!

Our teacher: And class, thats why i'm the best teacher ever.
Me: *raises hand
Teacher: yes?
Me: If i wanted to kill myself i would just climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ.
Entire class: DAAAAAAAAAAAMN! SJGR!

by the guy who did nothing April 9, 2020

Mecha

A Mecha is a larger metal robot controlled by a protagonist/ antagonist/ side characters in anime

Cool mecha bro

by the guy who did nothing April 9, 2020

Ophthalomographic Therapy

Ophthalomographic Therapy is visual and graphical therapy for your eyes often given/ prescribed by a ophthalmologists or it can be achieved by certain colors. A third way to give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy is through LSD and other reality shifting hard drugs. Medication that can help give oneself Ophthalomographic Therapy are Acetazolamide, Acetylcysteine, and Aciclovir.
(OP-THE-LOW-MOE-GRAH-FIC-THERE-UP-E)

PERSON 1: man my eyes are so stressed. they hurt so much.
PERSON 2: oh i got you. here is some Acetazolamide.
PERSON 1: how is this gonna help?
PERSON 2: it can help you give yourself Ophthalomographic Therapy.

by the guy who did nothing April 9, 2020

Quarkeable

An object so permeable it can move through the Quarks in atoms and even pass through space. An object with such a strong magnetic pull that it tears it own Quarks apart. It also forces the atoms around it to hit absolute zero because of E=mc2 where the incredibly low energy increase reduces its mass. For an object to be Quarkeable it needs to objects that have an incredibly strong magnetic pull that are microscopic to collide. If the sun became a blackhole it would be smaller then your bodies blood cells because its so dense. If two blackholes the size of your cells with a magnetic pull 10 trillions times the amount of Jupiter's(which is the planet with the strongest gravitational pull known to man) collided it would create a crescendo so strong it would prep a Quarkeable Mega-dense ball of quarks. Then it would become about the size of atom but would force the atoms around it to hit absolute zero and attract quarks around it thus making it become the size of a basketball. Finally its mass would be so unstable it would be Quarkeable. It would be able to phase through anything. It would be untouchable by anything in the universe including light, dark matter, space, and time itself. It would be everlasting and would never age or change form. It wouldn't do anything though. It would just be an untouchable immortal ball of quarks.

Its an immortal ball of quarks and mass. Who knows how it could be used in a sentence?
Its Quarkeable!

by the guy who did nothing April 8, 2020

Plas

Plas is stands for someone who seems like they have a fake personality plastered on. They’re usually the nice looking person with a shitty personality that’s clearly trying to fit in.

“Oh dude doesn’t something seem wrong with Jacob”
“Nah dude hes just very plas”

by the guy who did nothing August 23, 2020