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Jelopagus 

A teenager who has a ridiculously large head. Typically referred to as a bitch. Jelopagai(the plural of Jelopagus) were found in the Galapagos islands. Usually have less than mediocre manners especially without a proper days rest. Also, has the rare ability to suck in air via the asshole and fart it out. Tends to exaggerated everything.
Dude, look at the size of the head on the Jelopagus.
Jelopagus by E.Gordon August 20, 2011
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GALOPAGOSE 

girl you gotta lotta GALOPAGOSE in yo bottay
GALOPAGOSE by crw187 October 12, 2020
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Genopause is a male psychological counterpart to menopause, though without physical symptoms.
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galopagus 

Something very large, often physical features.
1)Look at that fella's galopagus nose.
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Geloligust

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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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