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Gelato Genitalia 

An act of a man or woman sticking their genitals into ice cream. Usually used during foreplay.
I gave Alicia a little taste of my gelato genitalia!

genitalia paraphernalia 

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia
Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

Genitalianphobia 

The phobia of penises, genitals and such. Any sexual action that includes them where they can be seen or tasted aswell.

I was taught this word from somebody who had this phobia and gave it this name
Ew Timmy sent me a dic pic!”
“Don’t show me I have genitalianphobia!”

giantalia 

Monstrously huge male organ, makes girls squirm in discomfort even though they want to know if they can handle all of it.
She1: OMG, he was huge!
She2: You mean like giantalia, or just enormous?
giantalia by shorthair January 11, 2007

Anorexia Genitalis 

1)of,relating to,or having a sexual organ that appears to be malnutritioned.2)characterized by the male sexual organ lacking girth.
His penis is so thin it looks like it's suffering from anorexia genitalis.

pet names for genitalia

you know the girls think of 'em
mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davey crocket, wang, wazoo, weeny, whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, etc.