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9.
The cooler way of saying "Yeah, right"
Person 1: I'm the hottest dude on the block
Person 2: GEESE!!!!
by Lucas December 30, 2004
 
1.
two bottles of grey goose vodka
'I got two bottles of goose, that's geese!' -lil wayne no ceilings
by no ceilings November 16, 2009
 
2.
1. more than one goose

2. some marijuana
1. "Geese inhabit the woods."

2. "I think I'll go smoke some geese."
by djkfhskjfhg July 27, 2007
 
3.
When a person releases a succession of farts which resemble the sound of a pack of geese flying over.
1. George rattled off several farts in a row and turned to the guy sitting next to him on the subway and said, "did you just hear some geese fly by?"

2. Person 1: Hey man, did you hear those geese fly over!?!

Person 2: Dude, you need to check your pants.

3. Person 1: Ahh, did you just geese?

Person 2: Heck yes I did.
by tsauceman December 03, 2009
 
4.
1. To make fun of someone.
2. To run very fast.
1. "Keenan geesed on Raul for like 10 minutes straight yesterday at the bus stop."
2. "Damn Thando, you were geesin' in that 200. You won by like 10 meters."
by Kid Swish March 09, 2008
 
5.
noun. a general term for any marijuana
today i am going to buy an eigth of geese, would you like in?
by salllllly September 04, 2007
 
6.
1. Rob, Hustle
"At nine I used to geese hoes for Easter clothes." - Memphis Bleek
by jwodwyer January 21, 2013
 
7.
1) An expression of shock, disbelief, disgust, or just annoyance.

2) A sarcastic response when you really dont care but want to pretend you do.
1) Hey today I had to have my colon removed - (response) GEESE!
1a) Turn the mic off and get off my show guys!!!!! GEESE!!!!

2) Today me and my girlfriend had the greatest day ever - (not giving a fuck response) geese
by Johnny J.T July 17, 2009