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Gasmic Bypass

n. A drastic change in mental or physical state causing a person to completely lose their appetite for sex. Comes in two forms: Temporary or Chronic.
Larry: According to our couples therapist, my spousal disinterest and insensitivity are the primary reasons for Linda's Gasmic Bypass.
Joe: Temporary?
Larry: Sadly, No. We've moved on to Chronic.
Gasmic Bypass by Tagz February 28, 2009
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orgasm as an adjective. but its easier to say gasmic than orgasmic. not necessarily relating to sexual activities. delicious, amazing, wonderful, awesome, ridiculous(or food)
wow this smoothie is gasmic.
gasmic by Kate-len June 3, 2006
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gazminika 

Gazminika,
A Black, Russian, and Ukrainian male that will fucking nail anyone that gets in his way. That means you Lucas, so get off your ass and do something good for once in your life.
Lucas is about to get nailed in the face by Gazminika.
gazminika by Gazminika April 4, 2015

gammicchia

Italian mafia decendant last name.

One of the most powerful mafias in the 1930's.
Eli Gammicchia has sex with multiple girls at one time

Mr.Gammicchia has Herpes
gammicchia by MarsNDJL April 28, 2023

garmicate 

To abscond the rectal thermometers of a higher deity.
In the process of garmicating, Johnny forgot that it makes Zeus angry. And then, he exploded into a cloud of outright hatred and silliness and mango pants
garmicate by DoctorFunkenstein June 24, 2004
gasmic is a shortening of orgasmic, but in being it is seen as becoming better as shown in this story

there is a bus traveling from cambeltown to bowral but to do so it must pass through mittagong, mittagong is a reprisentation of the 'org' and bowral is a representation of the 'gasmic'. now mittagong is bad and ogie and no-one wants to be there but u have to to get to bowral which is good and yummie. so wot people do is go over mt. gibalter and skip out mittagong.

ie. no 1 likes to say 'org" so they just say 'gasmic'

that schnitzel is fluckin gasmic
gasmic by me and ace August 12, 2006

Gamically 

The use of referring to gaming as gamically between two people. Not play with me sexually, play with me gamically.
Sam: But yeah
Play cata bro
Do it FOR ME
PLAY WITH ME
NOT SEXUALLY
JUST GAMICALLY
Cameron: Okay