abscond

to self-yeet

yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window

by Wolfram Theodore Frankin Dick March 19, 2019

abscond

1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.

I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.

by The Mountain Skoal July 19, 2006

abscond

You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .

your school or an open prison

by The Flapsdaddy June 14, 2004

abscond

To steal a sexual favor from a second party in a very seductive and forthright manner.

Man... you really absconded that ass last night didn't ya? cmon... dont lie... ooooo ya you did, C'MON be honest, you a ddoooggg, oooo ya, way to GOOOO. W00T, ABCOND THAT BOOOTAY

by Unotag July 23, 2003

abscond

Engaging in sexual acts with a party committed to another party; an adulterous act. See supply.

Monica Lewinsky absconded that booty in the White House.

by Reisser May 24, 2003

Abscond

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

When the police raided, we absconded from the scene.

by Demonicos March 16, 2020

absconding

Indian and British English: to run away and shit.

Malik misteriwalla is absconding from jail in Thiruvananthapuram

by absconding May 18, 2014