abscond 

to self-yeet

yo I was sitting there when I absconded my dumb ass out the classroom window

abscond by Wolfram Theodore Frankin Dick March 18, 2019

abscond 

1. To sneakily sneak away really sneaky like.

I'm going to go abscond to the pond real sneaky like.

abscond by The Mountain Skoal July 19, 2006

abscond 

You ESCAPE from somewhere that has walls or chains, but you abscond from somewhere where the only deterant is that you are not ALLOWED to leave, but there are no physical confines e.g. .

your school or an open prison

abscond by The Flapsdaddy June 14, 2004

Abscond 

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

When the police raided, we absconded from the scene.

Abscond by Demonicos March 16, 2020

abscond 

To steal a sexual favor from a second party in a very seductive and forthright manner.

Man... you really absconded that ass last night didn't ya? cmon... dont lie... ooooo ya you did, C'MON be honest, you a ddoooggg, oooo ya, way to GOOOO. W00T, ABCOND THAT BOOOTAY

abscond by Unotag July 22, 2003

abscond 

Engaging in sexual acts with a party committed to another party; an adulterous act. See supply.

Monica Lewinsky absconded that booty in the White House.

abscond by Reisser May 23, 2003

Abscond 

V. To act as Tom Borque would in any given situation

V. To use a long confusing word in the wrong context

He walked in and began utterly absconding in front of everyone.

When Tom pulled out pulchritudinous I knew he was absconding.

Abscond by RolTob November 20, 2019