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Dollar Store

Retail establishment specializing in Party Supplies, Movie Theater style Candy, off-brand or generic items, and potentially toxic Chinese Imports. All items are price fixed at One Dollar US.
Dan's hair is falling out because he buys his shampoo at the Dollar Store.
by Tagz December 30, 2008
mugGet the Dollar Storemug.

Bad Head Day

False justification for a bald person to look like crap. Most often used as an insult.
Man! Did you get hit by a bus, or are you just having a Bad Head Day?
by Tagz February 22, 2009
mugGet the Bad Head Daymug.

Capri Cum

n. The small amount of liquid that flies out the top of the straw when first inserting it into a pouch of Capri Sun® Juice Drink.
Can you get me a paper towel? I need to wipe the Capri Cum off of the table.
by Tagz February 24, 2011
mugGet the Capri Cummug.

Gilligan's Island

n. A location that, although existing within the continental United States is sufficiently remote as to have no available Cell Phone or Internet service whatsoever.
Don't bother emailing me the changes tomorrow. We'll be camping in the Adirondacks so I'll be on "Gilligan's Island" until Sunday afternoon.
by tagz July 12, 2010
mugGet the Gilligan's Islandmug.

Expansive Repulsive Disorder

n. Affliction causing an individual to appear reasonably attractive in their facebook thumbnail image, but downright hideous when the same image is viewed full size. Abbr. E.R.D.
Her thumbnail looked really good so I friended her. Turns out she has a really bad case of Expansive Repulsive Disorder.
by Tagz November 23, 2010
mugGet the Expansive Repulsive Disordermug.

Substitweet

n. An assistant to a major celebrity who is responsible for keeping the celebrity Twitter page up-to-date.
Paris Hilton would NEVER say something like that. This must have been posted by her substitweet.
by Tagz June 8, 2009
mugGet the Substitweetmug.

Gi-fucking-normous

adj. Almost un-fathomable in scope and size. Normally reserved for an object or objects that are large enough so as to be described as planetary in size. Larger than gi-normous by a factor of ten.
I hadn't seen her in 15 years. Her face looks good, but her ass is just gi-fucking-normous!
by tagz June 3, 2007
mugGet the Gi-fucking-normousmug.

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