ganklesaurus funkle 

a prefix to something that is funky, crooked, twisted, stained, malformed, repulsive, odorous, inappropriate, alarming, calloused, disturbing,

I hate when old men wear sandals and let their "ganklesaurus funkletoes" show!

If you do not brush your teeth and floss regularly you could end up with "ganklesaurus funkleteeth"

The last thing anyone wants to see is some nasty woman's "ganklesaurus funklebutt" hanging out of the bottom of a too short skirt

ganklesaurus funkle by jendagwah abundgatta December 31, 2011

Gainless

Those who are unable, or do not have the will to make muscle gains.

"Bro, have you seen how skinny John is?"

"Yeah bro, he's gainless "

May also may be used in context to name the person or people according to their body type. (i.e The Gainless)

Gainless by Dr.Pectorals December 25, 2013

Gazinkle 

when a guy jizzes and its sparkly

we were making christmas stockings on the bed before we started fooling around, and then he gazinkled

Gazinkle by britt & tiff May 13, 2010

Gazingkle nut 

A dingle berry. Dried poop stuck on your bum hair

"Tom's sphincter was decorated with Gazingkle nuts because he didn't wipe effectively."

Gazingkle nut by Sekelton October 26, 2020

gankles 

gankles are what happens when cankles get out of control.

basically the "gunt" and the "cankles" merge into a larger more menacing form of fatness called "gankles"...

expressed mathmatically it is:

(gut + cunt) + (calf + ankles) = gankles

dude, what the hell happened to her? i mean she used to be not bad with just cankles but now she's got gankles for god's sake! her lower body has become one huge continuous set of gankles!

gankles by stoneyface December 5, 2009

grinkleshit 

a pissbaby

fuck you little grinkleshit

grinkleshit by DrLaym November 26, 2020

grinklestacker

someone who stacks donuts on it

nathan pesta is a grinklestacker

grinklestacker by CountGlobula November 28, 2025