The name for anyone who has been exposed to a large amount of gaydiation. A gayger counter is needed to detect the presence of anyone contaminated with gaydium.
Person 1: "It seems I have consumed a large portion of gaydon."
Person 2: "Haha, do you like dicks in your butt?"
Person 1: "Uhh...what?"
Person 2: "Haha, your new name is Queerballs Gayburg."
Ever notice the best nursing schools in the nation are in gayburbs? The Frances Payne Bolton School of Nursing in Cleveland is 2nd only to University of San Francisco's nursing school.
The Castro District in San Francisco is where you want to be, if you want to live in a gayburb. Or you could move to Lakewood, the Ohio equivalent.