Gayburet 

An ugly buret that someone wears every day to cover his unwashed, greasy, shit-infested hair.

Have you seen that kid wearing that gayburet the past 2 months? I don't think hes taken a shower once in the last 2 months...

Gayburet by dumbkidisdumb January 12, 2011

Gayburst 

Gay-outburst

When a straight man has a sudden outburst of gayness often leading to loss of friends or girlfriends.

(on facebook)
Rob says:
Man i love you
Will says:
What?
Rob says:
Sorry a bit of a gayburst there.

Gayburst by Grape. February 23, 2010