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gator fan 

A whiny self-promoting over compensator "educated" at the University of Florida. Gators can be identified by their excrutiaing high-pitched whine, and the used-car-salesman like fervor with which they pimp their inferior institution.
"Dude, look at those Gators; you can tell they haven't had pussy since pussy had them."

"Christ, you can hear those gator fags whine from a full mile away. They haven't stopped since that inbred Spurrier broke up with them for the NFL."

"Male gator fans as a group have less cumulative dick length than a herd of 100 water-rats, but are substantailly more irritating."
gator fan by Manny LO September 6, 2006

gator fan 

A loyal and very happy person who follows University of Florida athletics.
Having three National Championships in one year in two sports, man it must be great to be a GATOR FAN!
gator fan by J-RodVB April 11, 2007

Florida Gator Fans

The most ignorant fans in college football history. Loud, obnoxious, and know absolutely nothing about football. And every year is their year.
Beating OSU means nothing but losing to UGA and LSU means nothing. It’s out year go gators!“ ~ Florida Gator Fans

gatorfan 

A homosexual that has too much time on his hands. This type of person loves gay orgies and will stop at nothing to get one.
Holy shit, I hate that kid, he's such a gatorfan
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026