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garmuc:

–noun

1. a worthless piece of cloth, especially one that is used to wipe semen on

Pronunciation: "GAr-mUK"

Garmuc is the word "cum-rag" spelled backwards. Many young men use socks, dish towels, t-shirts or what have you for this purpose. Often times it is easier for one male to say to another "I left my garmuc out!" instead of "cum rag".
"Dude, my mom did my laundry and found my garmuc!"

Friend: "Holy shit balls batman, that thing probably stood up on itself -- she is totally going to cut your internet off!"
garmuc by DaDornta April 24, 2011
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gamuchirai 

Gamuchirai is a very shy girl, cute and funny but sometimes may act out of character. Everyone enjoys her company. She is quiet, smart and have a body most girls would kill to have. Gamuchirai has a low self-esteem and likes to think less of herself. Have an enticing voice, can go for hours listening to it. Though she might appear to be funny and tolerant, you would not want to cross her. But all in all she is an amazing person and life would be so much boring without her.
man, did you see that girl??
yeah fam... she a total Gamuchirai
gamuchirai by Raabo October 1, 2018
Related Words
slang term for getting what you want/getting your way.
Me and my crew was bout to leave da club but i had to to get dat gamucci.
Gamucci by gammucimane November 1, 2010
to masturbate/ejaculate while under the influence of psychedelic psychoactives
Dudebro 1: Dude, I got these 'shrooms from my brother's friend. You want to garfuckel tomorrow?
Dudebro 2: Yeah, man, I haven't jacked it in, like, four days. I'm gonna explode!
garfuckel by Sunny Sanchez January 9, 2008

garmacock 

Means garmadons dick <3
Me: wowie have you seen garmacock??

Misako: ofc it was inside me
garmacock by Malak a fucker September 19, 2022

garmicate 

To abscond the rectal thermometers of a higher deity.
In the process of garmicating, Johnny forgot that it makes Zeus angry. And then, he exploded into a cloud of outright hatred and silliness and mango pants
garmicate by DoctorFunkenstein June 24, 2004
A person who has that tired look , may not have a whole lot of ambition, doesn't care about much, may be sloppy in appearance, untidy. A man without a plan, but could also be very intelligent.
That man is a garuche. He is a garuche. Also
used as a mild derogatory greeting in friendly surroundings..Example: "Hey garuche, what you been up too"
garuche by kjdofdenver January 25, 2009