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garneau. it’s a really odd looking school, looks like a rainbow prison. there’s different groups. the hockey boys, the popular group, the weird girls, the guys nobody talks to, and the normal people. nobody really mentions garneau at other schools like spk, st matts, bd, gisele and etc. bc it’s not something anyone talks about. everyone has a nicotine addiction and there’s only like four hot guys. they call it “garn barn” because it’s full of snakes. we also have two meme accounts based on garneau but let’s face it: the whole school is a meme
guy: what school do you go to?
girl: garneau, hbu
guy: what’s garneau ?
Garneau by Canadian244 April 12, 2019
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It is one of the main ships in Aphmau roleplay series Minecraft dairies. The ship is Aphmau and Garroth.
My favorite ship is garmau.
garmau by Scarlet16 June 8, 2016

Marc garneau 

Possibly the most retarded school in the tdsb. Smells like shit, the washrooms r filled with unflushed shit, generally speaking the school is shit. Half the kids there don’t even go to school for the purpose of school they just go there to smoke in the field the entire day and wear fake Gucci to try and flex on absolutely no one because they don’t understand that no one gives a shit. It’s rlly funny acc.
“Bro wsup”
“Yo what school u at next year”
“The one that smells like weed and shit
“Which one”
“Marc garneau”
Oh fuck miss me with that
Marc garneau by Palacethrasher October 22, 2018
Gateaux - verb

The sexual act where a slice (or more if particularly hungry) of chocolate gateaux is eaten out of the private region of another without the use of utensils, cream is optional.
Person 1: "What do you think of him?"

Person 2: "I would definitely gateaux him!!"

Alternatively

Person 1: "How was the hotel and weekend with your wife?"

Person 2: "Yes, had a lovely time with the Mrs. last night, even gave her a good gateauxing"
Gateaux by bikeforestdb May 6, 2013
When you are so miserable that you devote your life to making everyone around you miserable. Sucking the air and causing damage wherever you go.
Gosh my old boss was such a Garceau, I am so much happier now that I am not dealing with them anymore!
Garceau by 4MED February 9, 2023

gateautious

Adj., describing all things pertaining to or resembling cake. A word of French derivation.
"I fancy that a gateautious orgy is in order."
"What a markedly gateautious granite statue you have there, vicar!"
gateautious by thescreamingdwarf January 6, 2008