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Gauching 

When a molecule decides "fuck it" I'll go Gauche IBu-Me and introduce the steric strain.

Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely hypocritical such that their opinions seem to "gauche" themselves.
God Damn tert-butal substiuents; these molecules are gauching so hard.

Bros gauching...
Are you gauching?

grouching 

Making beautiful, nasty, full eye-contact love in, around, or up against a dumpster, usually with a hooker from Craigslist and at your best friend's wedding.
Da'Ron returned to the ceremony with his date after grouching in the alleyway, disheveled, wearing only men's stars and stripes bikini underwear. "America, fuck yea" - garbage truck beeping could be heard in the distance.
grouching by grouching4life September 2, 2019
A ‘Verb’ used to describe the act of ‘hanging out’ in a causal manner.

wat u up2 man..nuttin jus gouchin g
(What are you doing friend? nothing much just relaxing)
wat u up2 man..nuttin jus gouchin g
(What are you doing friend? nothing much just relaxing)
Gouchin by aXe aka sHoTgUn September 13, 2008

grouching 

An act of vandalism. The perpetrator, while hanging out of the window of a Sedan, grabs a garbage bag placed on the side of the road for pick-up and drags it down the street until the bag breaks scattering the thrash.

Caution: act may cause extreme moments of euphoria.
"Stubbie and the gang went out grouching the evening before, trash was scattered all up and down Mott Park."
grouching by OleE September 21, 2008

Grouching 

When someone takes the top off one of those trashcans at parks or something, takes the trash bag out, gets inside, puts the top back on and hot boxes a joint/blunt/etc. inside.
Yo last night was awesome, we went grouching at the skate park.
Grouching by ssd14pa November 8, 2010

Grouching 

The act of climbing inside a garbage bin and being surly and borderline agressive to pedestrians in a similar fashion to Oscar the Grouch.
Did you see that guy in the bin? What's with that?
Yeah, he's grouching the food court
Grouching by baron25 June 7, 2011