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Glaswegian Swashbuckle 

The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...

Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**

Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.

Glaswegian 

Someone from, or who originates from Glasgow in Scotland, UK.
He's a Glaswegian
Glaswegian by Stephen McLeod December 4, 2003

glaswegian kiss

A head butt. Where one person violently smashes his or her forehead into the face of another normally resulting the latter's discomfort and/or severe facial injury.
Peeved by Rupert's impertinence, Neville gave him a glaswegian kiss and put him hospital.
glaswegian kiss by Lee Farmie October 15, 2004

Glaswegian 

People from Glasgow are called Glaswegians. Glaswegian is also the name of the local dialect of Scots, commonly known as the Glasgow Patter.
My mate Tony is a Glaswegian.
Glaswegian by Sissy May 28, 2006

galerian 

Based on the playstation 1 game Galerians. A 'galerian' is a altered human that has to inject drugs into him to use psychic forces. Drugs such as, Red (torches people into flames), Nalcon (psychic throw) and D-Felon (mentaly picks up person(s) and slams them). If a galerian(s) drugs are not taken for a maximum amount of time, the galerian will have a migrane that will enable him to have anyones head exploded/mutilated if they are next to him/her. Galerians in the past, Rion, Birdman, Rainheart, Rita, and Cain. Sequal to Galerians is the Playstation 2, Galerians:ASH.
He is a galerian!
Please get away!
galerian by Bawitback January 22, 2005

Glaswegian Glory Hole

The Glaswegian Glory Hole is a variant of The Glory Hole, and is not limited to the city of Glasgow, it can be enjoyed the world over. Partakers in this special kind of sexual activity place their penis into a Pot Noodle (or other suitable foodstuff) and make their way down the street pushing their cock into neighbours letterboxes. More often than not this is rewarded by a very appreciative canine who will proceed to enjoy the Pot Noodle coated phallus whilst sexually peasuring the participant. This practice is not limited to men as by carefully placing a spoonful of Pot Noodle into the vagina ladies can position themselves against a neighbours letterbox quite easily with the help of a small brick to step on and appreciate hours of "licky dog" stimulation.
Joe had a Glaswegian Glory Hole Last Night, that dog licked the lot off.
Glaswegian Glory Hole by BeermanV December 1, 2013