galute 

n. A man who is large, oafish, lazy, or fat (or, more often, a combination of these.)

See galoot

You're just a big galute, but I love you anyway.

You've been playing your games and eating junk food all day. Go get some exercise, you galute!

galute by Jamos February 22, 2005

Galert 

A verb from the Polish language, masturbating furiously in under five minutes. Pronounced gal-ert
Originated in the late 1990s in sub-zero environments where men would have to galert to be able to masturbate. Subsequently, men who could not achieve their goal in a very short period of time would almost certainly lose their penis to frostbite.

He went for a galert 4 minutes ago, he should hurry up or he'll risk losing it.

Galert by ezyarw January 10, 2010

glurt 

1. (v.) To ejaculate; cum; spooge; blow a load; bust a nut; fire a mayonnaise missile; lob a semen grenade.

2. (n.) Semen.

1. Despite explicit instructions not to release, he proceeded to glurt anyway, creating a very sticky situation.

2. What initially appeared to be an innocent dollop of mayonnaise on the kitchen table turned out to be a glurt deposit left by the neighbor's horny dog.

glurt by YalamDruid March 9, 2017

galute 

A mischievous, but loveable dog. Usually a golden retriever.

That old galute, she ran off again!

galute by anonymous1792023743294892834 September 26, 2010

galute 

A word to describe an Irish Behemoth named Colin. Infamous for doing the Jesus Dance, Walking up homes naked, and being forced to do things that normal people wouldn't do.

Galute go up to that house naked for $2.

galute by newton johnson November 15, 2006

glurt 

a woman so unbelievably hideous that she is upsetting to be around or even acknowledge in any way.

"Hey, there's YOUR honey!"
*looks* "Oh holy God, what a glurt!" *scarred for life*
"Hahahaha!"

glurt by Moonmantis October 28, 2009

galunta 

A huge, hunkin mess with a big smile on its face. Not a care in the world.

My dog Percy is such a galunta! Always happy to see me and willing to do anything with me at anytime!

galunta by Mrs Dee August 24, 2018