galumphin' 

The act of going for a toss in the hay; passing the graving; churning the butter; feeding the pigs; passing the mustard; buttering the biscuit; unsheathing your weapon; doing the dirty; snarking the snake; having sexual relations with another person.

"Yeah, man, me and that chick were galumphin' all night long.

galumphin' by thecolorplaid October 15, 2011

galumphing 

1. To move or run clumsily or heavily.

1. "He went galumphing back." (Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-glass and What Alice Found There")
2. The little kid went galumphing to his mother to show her something.

galumphing by zeekage October 26, 2003

Garlumphant 

Word used to describe grandeur, usually of some kind of hairy animal (e.g. hairy ape)

Loser a.k.a. Ryan: Garlumphant's not a word, use it in a sentence.

Awesome guy: "That big smelly hairy ape looks positively garlumphant."

Loser a.k.a. Ryan: I doubt that's a word, although it does sound like one.

Awesome guy: That's "T," check and mate.

Garlumphant by Ray Bourque August 22, 2008

Glumpkin 

Similar to the Blumpkin, however the oral sex received by the male while taking a dump is given by a person with no teeth. (Blumpkin + Gummer = Glumpkin)

Your toothless whore of a grandmother sure can give a mean Glumpkin!
OR....
I'm going to punch out your sister's teeth so she can give me a true Glumpkin.

Glumpkin by Steve Fron Superior January 20, 2009

Glumping 

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

Glumping by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

galumph 

A person who is know to move in a slow clumsy manner. Usually of the species revoltus biggus bitchus

One who has no socially redeeming value and should not be allowed to reproduce with members of the human race.

A species that resides on orange sectional couches in the midwest and is know to cohabitate with any one who can put up with their malodorous ass!

Man that (person) is a black haired galumph! Their dad should have jerked off in the sink!

galumph by the original JR chance November 5, 2006

galumptious 

Tip top. Good.

"That food was galumptious" said Joey

galumptious by Ivy Meadows November 21, 2013