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gallaxyguy 

A gallaxyguy is someone who always has an excuse for everything he does wrong in his life, especially when it comes to losing a hvh. Most commonly all gallaxyguys are invite sluts . Always begins an excuse with "Ya know..." then proceeds to list off a bunch of useless and unnecessary excuses .
Damn he was being such a gallaxyguy last night. He was sitting in that server for hours begging everyone there for an invite to that cheat. What a invite slut.
gallaxyguy by C0d3Pr0 January 9, 2018
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simon gallup 

Bassist of the band the cure, robert smith's best friend. He had been kicked out in 1982, Smith and him got in a fight at the pub and they just grew apart, later Smith asked for him back in 1985 to make <i>The Head On The Door</i> and he hasn't been kicked out since then, he was once replaced during the Wish tour because he became extremely sick and Roberto Suave replaced him, but that's it, seems like he's there to stay!
"I think Simon Gallup is amazing, the bassline for The Hanging Garden" is wonderful"

Funny guy too!:

is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.

what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".

what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.

simon gallup by curehead January 12, 2006
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galluses 

Suspenders or British braces to hold
up trowsers.
We call galluses "suspenders" and the
British call them "braces."
galluses by GAL uh sez October 31, 2003
The sense of aroggance and style shown when attempting a social climbing feat
"See him? he thinks he's pure gallus"
gallus by m0r1arty May 31, 2005

Gallupocust

Gallupocust, A sex thing in which the man ejaculate onto the woman's fresh feces and then proceeds to stuff the feces into the vagina
Last night my wife and I tried the Gallupocust and got salmonella
Gallupocust by BrokenCrockPot August 12, 2022
(v): having the total chance to slay any bitty and declining because of your n00b and virgin status
Last night this hott chick was trying to get with me but i totally galluped.
gallup by SCHLA104G April 21, 2009