Whiteyville usa
where in the 2000 census it was 98.28% white
The only non white people they ever see is on TV
and they do love to remember the good old days back in 85' when they beat youngstown cardinal mooney 6-0 in state football championships..24 years later nothing monumental has happened
where can I go to hang with my fellow white man?
go to Galion of course
by bishopbrownaroundtown September 14, 2009
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one of many small, unknown towns in ohio. (possibly THE smallest and most unknown)
known for nothing other than corn. and mullets. and toothless people.

local lore: many years ago, the high school football team was damn good. some old timers have fantastic stories about the year they won the championship. since then, all they do is cry.

dave: where you from man?
mike: galion.
dave: where the hell is that?
mike: yes.
by mike-loves-ohio June 20, 2008
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Known by surrounding cities for it's high rate of stoners.
If you ain't dealin', you smokin'. And if you ain't smokin', you're a Republican. Often referred to as "G-town."

Most people here are here because they are stuck.
Joey: "Babe, let's run away. Fuck highschool, I hate Galion!"
Kelsey: "Joey you so foolish, we got a baby on the way!"
by ton-ton09 March 10, 2009
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A town of gas stations, fast food restaurants, and churches. The only fun thing to do in this town is to run for pickles and to smoke weed with the boys while blasting xxxtentacion. Not many people know about this town, but it has a hotel now. That must mean something, right?
Dylan: What town can I go to for some fast food?
Karen: Galion has lots of fast food places!
Dylan: Do they have a Wendy's?
Karen: Yeah, but people keep running into the entrance, so be careful!
by Sthweg Unicorn July 11, 2019
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Adjective describing all things trashy, prepubescent, chach-esque, and any other crappy traits.

(Referring to a small town in Ohio).
Jen: Dude, Is that pregnant freshman bumming cigarettes?
Laura: Wow... That's so Galion
Laura: And is that old man, with a rat tail, really riding side saddle style on a moped, wearing pajama pants?
Jen: Yup...That's so Galion
by KPHB June 16, 2009
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Where the school is prison and nudes are your new currency. Galion offers the best experience is you want to be a stoner or a redneck or maybe both. If you're anyone else leave or you're gonna be a part of it.
by Bob Onion Returns April 24, 2018
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