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1. "Anyway, he just tells his mum he just tripped up while his pants were round his ankles and just happened to fall on to the dog with his erect penis."

"What a gaff!"

2. "What you doin' you dirty little smack-head, comin' in my gaff, tootin' your gear? I'm gunna bust you up."
by The Strut October 01, 2004
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I'm havin a gaff Saturday
by stevo98 June 02, 2015
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Acronym of the infamous web site Godawful Fan Fiction and its associated message board, dedicated to finding, discussing, eviscerating and laughing at the worst examples of fan fiction available on the internet.
Hey, the author of that Orlando Bloom/George Bush/Harry Knowles bukkake story just got ripped a new one on GAFF and she's posted a huge rant to defend it.
by BV January 13, 2004
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A tobacco cigarette, usually of the roll-up variety.

An abbreviation of "gaffer".
You coming out for a gaff?
by The Greek 88 October 28, 2010
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A slang word, used mostly in Britain as another word for house. Mostly used by morons and tools.
Hey, you coming round my gaff?

Your house, yes. But not your gaff.
by gaffhater August 22, 2009
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Gaff was originally tokened (amongst other countries with other meanings) in Newcastle Australia in the late 70's to mean "ignore".
Way to gaff me off back there mate. (translation: Thanks for ignoring me back there, friend.)
by slipdipidis April 09, 2014
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a long pole usually made out of bamboo or aluminum with a hook on the end. it is stuck into large fishes in order to bring them onto a fishing boat.
he gaffed the tuna in the head.

i need a gaff here.
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