Gabo

A superior life form in every sense of the term. Gabo's are usually immortal demigods sent down to earth to steal your girlfriend. Their blonde hair, tenacious smile, and surprisingly succesful swimming careers make them irresistible to women. One can often tell if a Gabo is nearby due to the surplus of drenched panties on the floor. Although short never underestimate their powers for every man is secretly gay for Gabo, and every women would sacrifice 420 stoned Syrian children in hopes for a glimpse at his massive floppy donkey dick.

Person 1: Wow did you hear about the flash flood yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, apparently Gabo walked in front of a group of pubescent girls.

by BotanicalBadass April 24, 2017

Gabo

Giant dilf, but has a tiny penis. Loves tearing his ACL. Very fat nigga who loves cock in his mouth.

Gabo is such a crippled fag.

by Big_dick_nick_69 February 6, 2019

Gabo

.adjective, describing a person
A short man with an extremely charismatic sense of humour.
Most likely to be extremely kind and have a large penis.

I was at a party last night and I met this guy, he was such a Gabo.

by GingerBeerCreamSodarealOXFORD May 11, 2021

GABOS

Game
Ain't
Based
On
Sympathy

Used as a tagline inside Jail and also in the streets for gangs

that's the way it is.. gabos

by hfsand7 June 9, 2011

gabo

Pronounced: 'gay-bo'

A man who is gay.

"My friend didn't want to get drinks, he is a big gabo."

by nickciccalone April 30, 2009

gabo

A back staber. A person who poses to be your friend, but in the long run, becomes a pussybandit.

Lets play friends, so one day i gabo you in the asshole.

by Unknown4u August 19, 2006

Gabo

The God of the eternal SUCC, his goal is to give the good orgasmic succ

(The God of gaboism)

Lord Gabo please give me succ for I have succed my life away

by Egae man May 23, 2019