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a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy
tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.
by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!
"Dude I just pinched a loaf in that toilet"
by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003
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