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A C.R.G is a crazy ridiculous girl. C.R.G's are quite often giggly and absolutely ridiculous. They usually act this way to attract the attention of boys that attain their interest. The actions made by C.R.G's often turn off the boy of interest doing exactly the opposite of what the girl wants. A German girl really likes this guy so she attempts to woo him by body tackling him into a bush ( bad idea). Unless this guy is into girls being extremely physical and loves pain he will not like this and as usual the C.R.G's actions will stop any chance of the sought after boy to gain interest in the C.R.G. Sometimes a C.R.G will even utter the word "yole". This is a bad idea because it represents how desperate the girl has become. The German C.R.G that was mentioned earlier uttered the word "yole" when she was being ignored by the sought after boy. Once this aweful noisy word was uttered (along with some fake crying) The boy became so turned off that he froze up and went into a coma. This is an extreme case and does not happen every time the word is said, but it does show that any kind of injury or illness can be contracted after the word is spoken. So to all you C.R.G's out there, please refrain from saying the word "yole"!
Yikes! Jessica is such a C.R.G!
C.R.G by Robinovitch October 19, 2010
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G.R.O.T.C.H. 

Get Rid Of The Cheer Hore:
This is commonly use as code word. May also be used in operations and missions. When involving a skank cheerleader.
Can you believe Jesse trying to get at Jake, you know what this means.Operation G.R.O.T.C.H. is now im motion. Lets see what we can do.
G.R.O.T.C.H. by VansLoveJamba February 19, 2011

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

P_A_Y___A_S___U__G_O___C_R_E_W 

the heviest garage crew dat ever existed wiv bare hevi MC'in on top of freestyle DJ'in.
everybody wanna be a topshotter, chartopper,
gal work da mic proper,
i take u upper lik a helicopper, chopper don stutter or mutter any word dat i utter!!!!!!!!!!!!

i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c 

A queen song known as good old fashion lover boy abbreviated in a smaller statement and it

states, "I'd like for you and I to go romancing, say the work your wish is my command..."
Hey

Sup
i.l.f.y.a.i.t.g.r.s.t.w.y.w.i.m.c.

Awwe thank you <3

B e e s e c h u r g e r 

B e e s e c h u r g e r’s are an extremely rare fast food item, sold at mcdawnalds. If most people get one they normally get free chinkin nungets on the side.
Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking

b e e s e c h u r g e r

P-please, I just wanna s-see my wife again.

Chinken nunget