S.W.A.G Method

Scientifically. Whack. Ass. Guess. This can be used to answer something you don't know but by using the S.W.A.G method it gives you a slim chance to answer correctly and gives your answer a sense of swag.

Joey: Did you hear about that fight last night during lunch?

Dominic: Yeah bro i heard it was fucking awesome.

Joey: Ehh kinda.. it wasn't too great.

Dominic used the S.W.A.G method to make it look like he knew what he was talking about and his answer had some "swag". It was a safe answer because in fact he hadn't seen it or heard about it but just assumed it would be "fucking sweet".

S.W.A.G Method by ChadSonZor December 14, 2009

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G-Town metal mover

an overly ambitious arms dealer from Germantown, Maryland

Nobody buys from Abdul, he charges $700 for a Glock 17 and he believes he’s the only G-Town metal mover.

G-Town metal mover by Joe frm da G August 16, 2023

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G.A.F. Meter

The GAF or "Give A Fuck" Meter is a general scale used to gauge one's overall interest/productivity/willingness to engage in an activity or function. Although routinely applied to work or employment situations, the GAF Meter concept can be used almost universally. Workplace observations have shown GAF Meter readings dramatically dip as proximity to the "weekend" decreases.

"Man, Friday afternoon, and my G.A.F. Meter is running critically low"

Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"

G.A.F. Meter by HotDogPants September 21, 2018

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GMET

An acronym for the commonly used phrase "Gets Me Every Time," referring to something that no matter how many times you see it it always makes you laugh.

Pronunciation: Spelling the acronym out is more clear to those not in the know, however it is more fun to say "guh-met".

Guy Buddy 1: Did you get the video Jerry forwarded around?
Guy Buddy 2: Oh you mean the one with the cat in the suit on waterskis?
Guy Buddy 1: Yeah that's the one.
Guy Buddy 2: Totally bro. Totes GMET.

GMET by buddyguy203 May 2, 2011

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Gmetrix

The worst program ever. Just horrible. Never use it. It makes 0 sense.

Oh no we are doing Gmetrix today in class.

Gmetrix by GAVIN00006 October 22, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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