fuzzy dice

1. A pair of dice made of plush, fur, or other kinds of soft fuzzy cloth, that people back in the 50's and 60's popularly hung from the rear view mirrors in their cars. I have no idea why the hell those things were so popular, but I do know that many people still hang them in their cars even today.
2. The male testicles(balls, nuts, bollocks, family jewels, whatever else you can call them).

Nick D (UrbanDictionary's favorite resident pimp) and one of his most favorite ladies are out shopping at the automobile hardware store for some 24's when she comes across a pair of fuzzy dice on a small shelf.

Nick's woman: Hey Nicky baby, don't you think these pink fuzzy dice would look cute in the car?
Nick D: I've already got a pair of fuzzy dice that you and the other hoe's can roll and play with all you want. Bitch.

by Mark H September 29, 2004

fuzzy dice

Pimp dice. They come in many colors like black, blue, and pink. These mean you are a true pimp

Damn you got some gansta ass fuzzy dice yo!

by DizzyLizzy January 13, 2007

fuzzy dice

When your girl is on her laptop, like they always are, looking at the gossip pages or whatever, you walk up infront of where she has her laptop, pull out your nutz and hang them over the top of her screen and say FUZZY DICE. They resemble fuzzy dice in the rear view mirror of a car only her laptop screen is the rear view and your nutz are the fuzzy dice.

My Girlfriend was on her laptop last night looking at people.com and I walked over like nothing and pulled out my nutz and hung them over the top of her screen and yelled "FUZZY DICE!!!"

by Craig Kenneth December 27, 2006

Fuzzy Dice

They hang from your windshield indicating in street rod culture that you are willing to cheat death to win a race. During WWII, bomber pilots hung them in the cockpit as a reminder that you were gambling with your life on each mission.

I dig your fuzzy dice. You’re a real badass.

by ScottK2112 October 3, 2020

fuzzy dice rule

When you have sex in your car, you're allowed to hang dice in the mirror

Troy earned his fuzzy dice already. It's the fuzzy dice rule

by Pooperstoopr August 30, 2017

play with the fuzzy dice

sexual slang for "getting to 3rd base" with a girl, but using the tips of several fingers.

"How'd it go last nite? Did ya get laid?"

"Nah, but I got to play with the fuzzy dice!"

by bonnie_traid_in_boise December 29, 2010