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1.
precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"
Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.
by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011
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2.
Testicles; balls; nuts etc..
Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.
by jambone nahasapeedapentalon August 08, 2003
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3.
Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.
Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.
by Mikekal July 25, 2009
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4.
Man's bat and balls!
Ohhhhhh my family jewels.
by none March 06, 2004
87 57
 
5.
Uhm arent males the only ones with Testicals? I could be wrong of course ROFL.
"My Family Jewels!".....................
by RoX April 06, 2005
65 57
 
6.
the latest AC/DC DVD
Hey dude, do you own the Family Jewels DVD yet? By AC/DC?
by Chandler Sorrells February 04, 2006
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7.
johnson, jimmy, scrotum, nutsack, nuts, goal area, goalline, manhood. The area in general, subdue to damage when not properly cared for.
No further explanation.
by Saints September 22, 2003
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