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1. The real version of the future slang portrayed in the movie "Idiocracy".

2. A mix of shortened words, words specified by only their first letter, and idioms taken from youtube, particularly, Bernard "Pretty" Purdie, "Dog won't listen", and "Leprechaun in Alabama". Future speak is a highly emotional, concise, and context based language.
1. I'm gun splaaain to ya... how ya do that futch spee na!
(I'm going to teach you about futurespeak)

2. Son, I like that gooood sound.
(I highly approve of whatever you just said or did)

3. Eeeeeeee...
(Hi)
by wild_boar March 22, 2012
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