Future Endeavored

the term to describes when someone gets fired/released from a company. most notably a term in pro wrestling when a person gets released from the company. the term comes from the typical press release that WWE puts out every time they announce a wrestler getting release from the company, and they post "wish with him/her well in there Future Endeavors

man, that guy just got Future Endeavored today, hope he doesn't go nuts over it.

Future Endeavored by boutitbenza_69_9 May 1, 2010

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Future Endeavors

A euphemistic corporate term used in farewell emails, most notably to indicate to the entire company someone's ass got fired.

Please be advised that as of last Friday, Bill is no longer employed by the company. We would like to thank Bill for his contributions to the organization over the past 5 years and wish him well in his "future endeavors".

Future Endeavors by ITALUS February 22, 2013

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Future endeavors

What you do as a career after you get fired from a job.

WWE would like to wish the entire roster the best in its future endeavors.

Future endeavors by NiGHTS October 9, 2005

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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