Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

Funchester 

The Greatest place for UK Fans all over the world to watch Streams of UK games who can't watch them anywhere else.

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Funchester by BWO72 December 2, 2009

Futcher 

To Futcher is to steal another male's girlfriend.

"Man, he totally Futcher'd him!"

Futcher by bl4d3 December 26, 2004

fuchesedes 

it is meaning FUC exept it is used as exampled

BOJA: fuce u bichboi ur face is ugling in me all of the days let me wang my dic and putting any stuffs in my anus hole for sexy time

CHAN KONG-SANG SON OF SUN TAO II: what in the fuchesedes is being done here FUCQED u dickboi 27

fuchesedes by CHANKONGSANG July 8, 2012

futchet 

(fyoo-chit) N. a young, future ratchet. A ratchet being a diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

a younger female, usually under 18, that you know just by looking at her that she will for sure become a ratchet. a future generation ratchet. ratchet

*This ghetto, underage night club is filled with nothing but futchets.

futchet by Tomchew87 June 3, 2014

Futchered

To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.

Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!

Futchered by Makokasyx April 23, 2009

Tiwaii Funchess 

African American contemporary artist born on June 14th 2006

Tiwaii Funchess is an awesome artist

Tiwaii Funchess by Oskar Nilsen December 27, 2020