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Porn about the charactor "Thor", Thorn.
I love to watch Thorn, there is always some good hammering.
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A curse which makes the bearer invincible, but also forces him/her to kill his/her immediate family. Every once in a while on Halloween (and only Halloween), the Thorn constellation appears in the sky, signalling the followers of Thorn to curse a new person. When done, prosperity falls on the whole tribe. Michael Myers is currently cursed with Thorn, and Terence Wynn (who is currently missing) serves as his watcher. A person with allegiance to Thorn can be identified by a Thorn tattoo on their right wrist.
Pledge your allegiance to Thorn!
by Kain October 16, 2004
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looks like porn, but is actually the Icelandic letter Þ or þ, pronounced ''thorn''
haha! you wrote porn!
no, I wrote þorn, dumbass.
by colin prahl October 02, 2006
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Noun
Pronunciation: Forn or F*** YOU
Origin: Destiny

Thorn is a hand canon in the game Destiny. It used to be horrible but it was buffed. Thorn has perk that gives a burn which deals damage over time. Thorn is capable of a two hit kill because of this and is known as the most hated gun in the game. If you go onto Bungie.net it's the most complained about.
1) SCREW THORN AND IT'S BURN!
2)They're beating me. I have no skill. Switching to Thorn!
by Paradise Paradox July 20, 2015
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To smell the seat or chair of another after they remove they remove themselves.
Hey, that girl over there is really cute. When she get up from her chair I'm going to "thorn" it.
by placido January 31, 2008
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A Sport's bettor who consistently wins.
Damn it yesterday that Thorn pricked for for 10 large
by Mr Falcone October 07, 2007
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A gambler who consistently wins gambling on sports.
Damn, that THORN pricked me again on the Giants total under 43.
by Mr Falcone October 17, 2007
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